Christmas is right around the corner, you guys. We put a tree up and my boy had a whale of a time. He loves hanging the ornaments, shaking the tree so the ornaments fall off and then smashing the ornaments. He’s a little miracle. What can you do?
Well, I don’t know what you can do, but I read Christmas books to him. It calms him down and gets him ready for another day of destroying ornaments.
But when it comes to Christmas books, my boy deserves only the best. Which ones are the best?
Here’s my list:
The Night Before Christmas
– Clement Clarke Moore
The Christmas Miracle
– Susan Wojciechowski
Big Teeth, The Christmas Shark
– W. T. F. Wolcott
Elsie The Christmas Elf/Human/Bird Hybrid
– MC Hammer
God Gave Us Christmas
– Lisa Tawn Bergren
God Took Christmas Away And Is Holding On To It Until You Lose Some Weight
– Bruce Springsteen
Santa Claus Vs. The Radical Homosexual Liberal Agenda
– Charles Dickens
How Mrs. Claus Got Her Groove Back With A Huge Divorce Settlement
– Harry Hamlin
How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
– Dr. Seuss
Santa’s Dangerous Weight Problem Makes Him Unfit To Lead
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why Are We Eating Reindeer? Because It’s Christmas!
– Doris Day
The Sexy Origins Of Jingle Bells
– William Shakespeare
Father Christmas Sees The Positive Side Of Austerity And Supports A Strict Immigration Policy
– J. K. L. O. L. Rowling
Daddy’s Stripping This Christmas – Just Like Last Year
– Ian McEwan