The Best Christmas Books for Kids!

Christmas is right around the corner, you guys. We put a tree up and my boy had a whale of a time. He loves hanging the ornaments, shaking the tree so the ornaments fall off and then smashing the ornaments. He’s a little miracle. What can you do?

Well, I don’t know what you can do, but I read Christmas books to him. It calms him down and gets him ready for another day of destroying ornaments.

But when it comes to Christmas books, my boy deserves only the best. Which ones are the best?

Here’s my list:

The Night Before Christmas

– Clement Clarke Moore

 

The Christmas Miracle

– Susan Wojciechowski

 

Big Teeth, The Christmas Shark

– W. T. F. Wolcott

 

Elsie The Christmas Elf/Human/Bird Hybrid

– MC Hammer

 

God Gave Us Christmas

– Lisa Tawn Bergren

 

God Took Christmas Away And Is Holding On To It Until You Lose Some Weight

– Bruce Springsteen

 

Santa Claus Vs. The Radical Homosexual Liberal Agenda

– Charles Dickens

 

How Mrs. Claus Got Her Groove Back With A Huge Divorce Settlement

– Harry Hamlin

How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

– Dr. Seuss

 

Santa’s Dangerous Weight Problem Makes Him Unfit To Lead

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Why Are We Eating Reindeer? Because It’s Christmas!

– Doris Day

 

The Sexy Origins Of Jingle Bells

– William Shakespeare

 

Father Christmas Sees The Positive Side Of Austerity And Supports A Strict Immigration Policy

– J. K. L. O. L. Rowling

 

Daddy’s Stripping This Christmas – Just Like Last Year

– Ian McEwan

 

Frosty, The Cocaine Mule

– Laurence Olivier