You guys, I can barely breathe as I write this. I’m so upset.
A very popular website – I don’t want to name names, so let’s just call them Bawker.com – put up a post titled “Sorry, But Babies Are Ugly”.
I’m not going to link to it because, at the end of the post, the writer basically says linking to it would be doing them a huge favour. I think they’re doing some temporary competition to see who can increase traffic the most or something. And while I normally love to increase other people’s traffic, I’m just too upset.
Really, I only have questions. Have these people even met my little miracle baby? Also, have they ever met Brad Pitt and George Clooney, because my baby is better looking than both of them put together.
Put. To. Gether.
I showed the post to my son and he just stared at the screen in disgust and disbelief. He can’t read yet, but I think he got the gist of it because he started screaming and slapping at the computer.
I don’t usually let him touch my computer, but this time, I allowed it. Until he said, very clearly, “F*@& You,” and tried to toss the laptop off the balcony.