Inspired by several media outlets, my little baby gave me a quick rundown of what worked and what didn’t work about last night’s broadcast. He used a lot of grown up words and profanity that I won’t include here. Frankly, I was surprised by how opinionated this guy is.
James Franco: “People are wondering if he was stoned. I hope he was stoned. At least one of us would have been having a good time.”
Wish 143‘s loss to God of Love in the Best Live Action Short category: “Wish 143? You know what Wish 144 is? I wish I hadn’t seen Wish 143.” (My little baby later admitted to me that he hadn’t actually seen Wish 143.)
Melissa Leo’s salty acceptance speech: “I love a woman that isn’t afraid to speak from the heart. And if her heart is full of F-bombs, all the better.”
The King’s Speech‘s wins: “I’ve found more surprises in my diaper.”
Natalie Portman’s dress: “What. Was. She. Wearing. Seriously, what was she wearing? I didn’t see. I passed out from shock when Jennifer Lawrence didn’t win.”
All those singing children at the end: “I almost sprained my hand filling in my List of Kids I’m Going to Beat Up When I Get Older.”