You guys, in the past, I’ve featured a lot of conversations with my little miracle baby where he makes fun of my shape. Yes, it’s true. I have curves. But what you might now know is that my baby isn’t exactly ready for the Victoria’s Secret catwalk himself. That’s right. He’s got a bit of a weight problem.
Don’t get me wrong. I know it’s baby fat and, of course, I would love him even if he weighed 300 pounds. What’s been frustrating me is that I have no idea why the boy’s getting so big.
But then I read this thing on the Internet that says feeding my baby with a spoon is what’s making him fat. At first, I was all like, “WTF? How dare they? What am I supposed to feed him with? A shoe?”
Then it occurred to me that maybe it’s what you put in the spoon that makes a the baby fat. I’ve been using a home made mixture of lard, chocolate pudding and pureed fried chicken. Do you think that’s the problem?
Also, this is the spoon I’ve been using: